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Crack me up - Rhyming

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Your prompt:

Rhyming



I want a graphic or 100 words featuring some humor, a tumor, a rumor. Do it to it, Prewit?

No rewards, no deadline, just the cracks ma'am!

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asphaltcowgrrl
Sep. 11th, 2014 04:54 pm (UTC)
Am I the only one else have a flashback to The Princess Bride right now?

NO MORE RHYMING, I MEAN IT!

Anyone want a peanut?
kaige68
Sep. 11th, 2014 04:57 pm (UTC)
HA!!!
asphaltcowgrrl
Sep. 11th, 2014 05:00 pm (UTC)
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. *G*
kaige68
Sep. 11th, 2014 05:06 pm (UTC)
Have fun storming the castle!
asphaltcowgrrl
Sep. 11th, 2014 05:07 pm (UTC)
The Prince's stinking son fired me, but thanks for reminding me.
kaige68
Sep. 11th, 2014 05:13 pm (UTC)
My way's not very sportsman-like.
asphaltcowgrrl
Sep. 11th, 2014 06:45 pm (UTC)
You're a good opponent, I hate to die.
kaige68
Sep. 11th, 2014 06:51 pm (UTC)
Tyrone, you know I love to watch you work, but


(I just love how slashy those two are!)
asphaltcowgrrl
Sep. 11th, 2014 06:59 pm (UTC)
On a scale of one to ten, tell me how you feel.

(And I know it!)
kaige68
Sep. 11th, 2014 07:04 pm (UTC)
You've been mostly dead all day!
asphaltcowgrrl
Sep. 11th, 2014 07:36 pm (UTC)
I'm on the brute squad.

You ARE the brute squad!
kaige68
Sep. 11th, 2014 07:38 pm (UTC)
Fezzik, tear his arms off.
asphaltcowgrrl
Sep. 11th, 2014 07:40 pm (UTC)
As you wish.
kaige68
Sep. 11th, 2014 07:44 pm (UTC)
Yes, I cheated and looked it up!
(but it is totally worth it!)

Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You've made your decision then?
Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini: Wait till I get going! Now, where was I?
Man in Black: Australia.
Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're just stalling now.
Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
Man in Black: Then make your choice.
Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?
Man in Black: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]
Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.
Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
Man in Black, Vizzini: [Vizzini and the Man in Black drink]
Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, his smile frozen on his face and falls to the ground dead]
asphaltcowgrrl
Sep. 11th, 2014 07:49 pm (UTC)
Re: Yes, I cheated and looked it up!
All that time the poison was in your cup!

LMAO though. Best scene ever. In high school, a friend of mine did this scene for a test in her drama class.

(and that's not cheating!)
kaige68
Sep. 11th, 2014 07:52 pm (UTC)
Re: Yes, I cheated and looked it up!
I would love to see that done live!

"I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder."
asphaltcowgrrl
Sep. 11th, 2014 08:06 pm (UTC)
Re: Yes, I cheated and looked it up!
ROUSes? I don't think they exist. *gets pounced on by giant rat*

It was quite interesting!
kaige68
Sep. 11th, 2014 08:10 pm (UTC)
I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard.

No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
asphaltcowgrrl
Sep. 11th, 2014 08:40 pm (UTC)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die!
kaige68
Sep. 11th, 2014 08:55 pm (UTC)
Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland?
asphaltcowgrrl
Sep. 11th, 2014 09:58 pm (UTC)
Where'd we leave the wheelbarrow we took from the albino?

Over the albino, I think.
kaige68
Sep. 11th, 2014 10:04 pm (UTC)
Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink!
asphaltcowgrrl
Sep. 11th, 2014 10:15 pm (UTC)
Humperrrrdiiiiiiiiinkk... LOL
haldoor
Sep. 12th, 2014 12:01 pm (UTC)
*Rolls eyes at you two* Where was I?

Yes, we do both have this icon... of course.
kaige68
Sep. 12th, 2014 12:40 pm (UTC)
:P You missed it! HA!


Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
asphaltcowgrrl
Sep. 12th, 2014 01:43 pm (UTC)
Hahaha... yeah, well, this is what happens when you leave us unsupervised. :)
simplyn2deep
Sep. 11th, 2014 05:10 pm (UTC)
ohhh I hope tkeylasunset is inspired! She does great with these!
kaige68
Sep. 11th, 2014 05:13 pm (UTC)
*fingers crossed*
agdhani
Mar. 11th, 2015 03:34 pm (UTC)
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