Weekend Challenge: The Wisdom of Billy Connolly

I am a big fan of the Big Yin, and have a couple of books in my possession - one written by him and one written by his Kiwi wife, Pam. Give me a number between 1 and 300 and I'll check the books on the page nearest your number that has either a piece of Billy's wisdom or just something that he said that amused me, and whichever book has something good Ill give you as a prompt. Want more than one? Give me two numbers and you'll get 'em. ;-)

Have a graphic of some sort or at least 200 words written and posted by Thursday midnight your local time from a prompt, and I'll make you an icon of your choice or add 100 words to a WIP.

Come on, you know you want to!  I'm off to bed now but I'll be back in the morning with your prompts!