Yesterday was a bit of a fail for me, writing wise. Though my husband and I did get our taxes filed, so it was productive in other ways. I'm going to try to get some words in today instead.
But for now, Dreamy is up next! Wishing you luck and lots and lots of words!
But for now, Dreamy is up next! Wishing you luck and lots and lots of words!
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Too bad you can't claim the boys. They need to pay for their upkeep some how...lol
"No sir, they're not actually real."
"But... you put them under your dependents."
"It's complicated."
"Complicated, how?"
"Well, see, they keep me up at night, jabbering in my ear, wanting to take road trips, play tricks on each other, and have these dirty, nasty hookups. It's a chore keeping them on task. And the way the cowboy eats. Whew."
"I see."
"Yeah. And while they have jobs, they make so much work for me. I cook and clean for them and I figured it was time they helped me out, too."
*auditor picks up his phone and whispers into it*
"Sorry about that, ma'am," he says, hanging up the phone. "I've asked another... auditor... to come help us figure this out. They should be here in a minute."
That other auditor is a member of the little bo peep squad...lol