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Monthly challenge: Day 19

Three sentence ficathon prompt: 

“No, this is a different thing. It’s spontaneous and it’s called wit.”

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sharpiesgal
Mar. 22nd, 2019 06:34 pm (UTC)
"Was I suppose to laugh?" I asked trying not to groan at his poor attempt at a pun.

"Yes," he said. "It was quite funny."

"You need to go back to the drawing board," I told him before walking away.

"You wouldn't know humor if it hit you upside the head!" he shouted after me.

"Yeah," I muttered to myself. "And, you and wit will never be best friends."
asphaltcowgrrl
Mar. 24th, 2019 03:21 pm (UTC)
This sounds like a conversation either between Travis and Ethan or me and my husband. I'll let you guess which end of the conversation I'd be on. :D
sharpiesgal
Mar. 24th, 2019 04:28 pm (UTC)
Lol....

I think I know which one.
asphaltcowgrrl
Mar. 24th, 2019 05:04 pm (UTC)
Hah, I'm sure you do. :D
asphaltcowgrrl
Mar. 24th, 2019 03:21 pm (UTC)
Adrien looked at his uncle and shook his head. “D, that’s not wit, that’s… I don’t even know what that was.”

“It was Dante’s idea of wit,” Aleja said. “And sadly, my brother needs a new dictionary.”

“Y’all don’t know a good joke when you hear one,” Dante groaned. “I mean, can’t rabbits have bad hare days?”
sharpiesgal
Mar. 24th, 2019 04:30 pm (UTC)
Ouch....

That was a bad pun if ever there was one. Dante doesn't need to quit his day job.
asphaltcowgrrl
Mar. 24th, 2019 05:09 pm (UTC)
And I think I just proved which side of that earlier conversation I'd be on. HAHAHA.

Yeah, I think it's a good thing he's a teacher or we might be in trouble.
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