Futilitarian (adjective, noun)
futilitarian [fyoo-til-i-tair-ee-uh n]

adjective
1. believing that human hopes are vain, and human strivings unjustified.

noun
2. a person who holds this belief.

Related forms
fu·til·i·tar·i·an·ism , noun


Origin: 1820–30; humorous blend of futile and utilitarian

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