(It's more than 3 sentences but I couldn't help it)
Laura tilted her head and looked at her brother, “Why do you think that, little brother?”
“Every time I’m in any kind of trouble, rather than helping, it ends up being ten times worse,” Derek grumbled. “The car stalled in the middle of the road because you forgot to fill up the tank yesterday, so I get out to walk across the street to Hannigan’s Gas and a big rig truck plows into the back of the car!”
Laura sits up, “sounds like you were saved.”
“Hannigan’s on Route 3…you know the dirt road that hardly anyone ever uses because it’s a fucking dirt road.”
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Clint shrugged. "I think my guardian angel is a jackass who wants me dead."
"That's what you get for ogling Barnes' ass instead of holding onto me," Sam shouted as he flew by.
"Yep, definitely a jackass," Clint sighed.
Edited at 2019-03-14 01:20 pm (UTC)
Clint you're slipping, man....lol
Laura tilted her head and looked at her brother, “Why do you think that, little brother?”
“Every time I’m in any kind of trouble, rather than helping, it ends up being ten times worse,” Derek grumbled. “The car stalled in the middle of the road because you forgot to fill up the tank yesterday, so I get out to walk across the street to Hannigan’s Gas and a big rig truck plows into the back of the car!”
Laura sits up, “sounds like you were saved.”
“Hannigan’s on Route 3…you know the dirt road that hardly anyone ever uses because it’s a fucking dirt road.”
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“Dean, you’re nuts,” Sam said with a huff. “Cas is not trying to kill you.”
“Oh really,” Dean said, waving a hand at the dingy hotel room they were currently inhabiting. “What do you call all of this then?”
Sam looked at the bed and took in the pile of handcuffs, ball gags, and various other restraining devices. “Um, foreplay?”
I'd call it turn about is fair play or don't tease an angel unless you intend to follow through.
“Don’t be ridiculous. Get down!”
"That was too close," Zayne muttered. "Thanks, narco."
"You're not welcome," James retorted as he let go of Zayne. "And, when the hell did I become your guardian angel?"
"When you started dating my partner, asshole," Zayne grumbled rubbing his arm where James had roughly grabbed him.
"Fuck my life," James muttered and walked away.
Edited at 2019-03-18 01:14 pm (UTC)