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Weekend Challenge: Funny Christmas Quotes

Alright my dears, I am in charge of the Weekend Challenge for this first gorgeous weekend in December and I decided we needed some funny Christmas quotes--WOO HOO!!

Choose a number between 1 and 26 and I will give an amusing quote to keep you in the holiday mood and stop you from stressing too much about holiday gifts, decorating, party planning and/or baking.  I also know that many people have a hard time emotionally over the holidays and I hope this nuttiness keeps your spirits bright :):)

I also hope this Yuletide craziness inspires you, so please be as creative as you can--drabbles/fics can be as long as you want but at least 200 words and you can do any sort of art work the spirit moves you    Just post your work by Thursday night at 11:59pm EST, and you'll be golden.  Lastly, HAVE FUN!!!

I am not creative in any way with artwork, so if you want an icon, I will have to ask for help, but I can give you a drabble or add to my WIP.

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asphaltcowgrrl
Nov. 30th, 2018 05:02 pm (UTC)
I need a laugh and a distraction today so hit me with number 9 please.
kitmerlot1213
Nov. 30th, 2018 06:17 pm (UTC)
I hope this distracts and makes you laugh :

9. “I hate the radio this time of year because they play “All I Want For Christmas Is You” like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.”
erinm_4600
Nov. 30th, 2018 05:13 pm (UTC)
12 please!
kitmerlot1213
Nov. 30th, 2018 06:18 pm (UTC)
Here you are:

12. “Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?”
agdhani
Nov. 30th, 2018 05:20 pm (UTC)
15...and hopefully I can combine some prompts I have stored up :)
kitmerlot1213
Nov. 30th, 2018 06:19 pm (UTC)
I hope this inspires you, it's one of my favorites :):)

15. “I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
crookedspoon
Nov. 30th, 2018 05:45 pm (UTC)
22 please!
kitmerlot1213
Nov. 30th, 2018 06:20 pm (UTC)
This quote is totally me :):)

22. “If you can’t wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.”

fairyniamh
Nov. 30th, 2018 07:25 pm (UTC)
7 Please
kitmerlot1213
Nov. 30th, 2018 07:58 pm (UTC)
Words to live by :):)

7. “Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.”
helsinkibaby
Nov. 30th, 2018 07:38 pm (UTC)
21 please?
kitmerlot1213
Nov. 30th, 2018 07:59 pm (UTC)
This is rather amusing:

21. “Ever wonder what people got Jesus for Christmas? It’s like, “Oh great, socks. You know I’m dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They’ll go great with my sandals. What am I, German?”
tellshannon815
Nov. 30th, 2018 10:02 pm (UTC)
I need distraction from work shit. (Even if I am having fun corrupting our apprentice with fandom theories). 26 please?
kitmerlot1213
Nov. 30th, 2018 11:29 pm (UTC)
I hope this is a suitable distraction :):)

26. "Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You're getting clothes and a bible for Christmas."
cmk418
Dec. 1st, 2018 12:26 am (UTC)
18, please.
kitmerlot1213
Dec. 1st, 2018 01:41 am (UTC)
Here you are :):)

18. “Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.”
cmk418
Dec. 5th, 2018 03:51 am (UTC)
The Departed - 529 words - The Special Circle
This quote had Dignam written all over it.

Here at my LJ - due to some language that fits in well with the movie, but might not be great to put out in the open
kitmerlot1213
Dec. 5th, 2018 02:26 pm (UTC)
Re: The Departed - 529 words - The Special Circle
Awesome job! What would you like as a reward?
sagaluthien
Dec. 1st, 2018 08:03 pm (UTC)
i'll would like number 1

Edited at 2018-12-01 08:03 pm (UTC)
kitmerlot1213
Dec. 1st, 2018 09:00 pm (UTC)
This is a short one :):)

1. Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody!'
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