Inspirational quotes are always good for a challenge, right?

So how about quotes with a twist?

Taken from http://Inspirobot.me/, these quotes aren't quite right...but I find them amusing, thought provoking, or just plain weird.

For example...what does one do with a quote like "Liars will never love broken flowers." or "Visions are the helping hands of procrastination"...?

So...I built a short collection to have on hand. Give me a number (or more than one if you're daring) and I"ll give you the corresponding quote.

I'll give everyone til Monday morning (I'm in California, so do with that what you will for your time zoned ;) to come up with something.

I can do icons of anything for rewards...add to my wip/editing time or maybe come up with something else creative if my time allows me to :)

Good luck!