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Weekend Challenge: Crazy Titles

Hey everyone, it's almost the weekend! Time to get onto this week's challenge!

This time around I have searched out some of the strange and unusual book, song and album titles that are floating around out in the world wide web (and yes, all of these are real titles!). I tried to choose ones that I thought could possibly suggest a story, but forgive me if some of them just appealed to my wicked sense of humour!

I have split them into five categories:

Suggestive Stories (20)
Sounds Like Trouble (20)
Who Are These People? (16)
Instruction Manuals (16)
If Only I'd Asked (16)


The bracketed figures show how many titles there are in that category. You can either ask for one (or more) at random, or give me a number up to 20 or 16 in the appropriate category and I will give you a title to play with.

Your job is to create a story of at least 300 words or make a banner/set of 3+ icons to illustrate that title. Any fandom, any genre, any characters/pairings. Take a suggestive title and make it as innocent as you like, or take one of the most innocuous titles and make it raunchy, or anything else you like; that I leave up to you!

Just show me what you've done before midnight Sunday in your local time, and I will either make you an icon, write you a drabble or add 100 words to a WIP in your honour!

Now, ready, set, go - ask and you shall receive! It's my bedtime now, but I'll be back in the morning to allot you your titles! ;-)

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kaige68
Apr. 8th, 2016 12:50 pm (UTC)
Instruction manual 14
Who are these people 4
suggestive stories 11
haldoor
Apr. 8th, 2016 09:09 pm (UTC)
Have fun with these:

Manual: Life and Love in the Aquarium
Who Are They: Man You Love to Hate
Suggestive: Don’t Drop the Soap With Anyone Else but Me

;-P
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guineamania
Apr. 8th, 2016 12:55 pm (UTC)
Can I have Who Are These People no.7 please?
haldoor
Apr. 8th, 2016 09:10 pm (UTC)
Certainly!

My Brain is Like a Sieve

I know you can come up with something good for that! ;-)
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erinm_4600
Apr. 8th, 2016 12:55 pm (UTC)
I'll take #7, from each, please.
haldoor
Apr. 8th, 2016 09:13 pm (UTC)
Yay you! See what these inspire:

Suggestive: Living with Crazy Buttocks
Trouble: A Hard Day’s Night
Who Are They: My Brain is Like a Sieve
Manual: The Practical Pyromaniac
Asked: Whose Bottom Is This?

;-P
kitmerlot1213
Apr. 8th, 2016 12:58 pm (UTC)
This is damn clever! May I have the following:

Sounds Like Trouble: #13
Who Are These People? #13
Instruction Manuals: #13
haldoor
Apr. 8th, 2016 09:15 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I hope it helps you write something fun!

Trouble: Guilt Show
Who Are They: Son of a Son of a Sailor
Manual: Enjoy Your Chameleon

;-P
csichick_2
Apr. 8th, 2016 01:30 pm (UTC)
Can I have #5 from each category please.
haldoor
Apr. 8th, 2016 09:17 pm (UTC)
Of course you may!

Suggestive: The Missionary Position
Trouble: Don’t Let’s Start
Who Are They: The Earth, a Small Man, His Dog and a Chicken
Manual: How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found
Asked: If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me?

Enjoy! ;-)
thtwzjustadream
Apr. 8th, 2016 01:49 pm (UTC)
I'll take #3 from Suggestive Stories and Instruction Manuals, please!
haldoor
Apr. 8th, 2016 09:18 pm (UTC)
Certainly!

Suggestive: Scouts in Bondage
Manual: How to Avoid Work

Have fun! ;-P
crookedspoon
Apr. 8th, 2016 02:13 pm (UTC)
Can I have 12 from each please?
haldoor
Apr. 8th, 2016 09:20 pm (UTC)
Of course! Here you go:

Suggestive: When I Think About You I Touch Myself
Trouble: My Favourite Headache
Who Are They: Alive, She Cried
Manual: Careful With That Axe
Asked: Is She Really Going Out With Him?

Go for it! ;-)
helsinkibaby
Apr. 8th, 2016 02:30 pm (UTC)
Hit me with whatever you've got! Please!
haldoor
Apr. 8th, 2016 09:24 pm (UTC)
I've given you one of each at random; feel free to use whichever one/s inspire you! Hopefully something will work!

Suggestive: Kisses On The Bottom
Trouble: Till the Cops Come Knockin’
Who Are They: You Look Like I Need A Drink
Manual: The Joy of Chickens
Asked: Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?

;-P
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haldoor
Apr. 8th, 2016 09:26 pm (UTC)
You may! Try these; hopefully at least one will inspire something!

Suggestive: A Quick One, While He’s Away
Trouble: Hand to Mouth
Who Are They: I’m so Miserable Without You it’s Almost Like Having You Here
Manual: To Venus & Back
Asked: How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Go Away?

Enjoy! ;-)
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asphaltcowgrrl
Apr. 8th, 2016 03:04 pm (UTC)
This sounds like fun. :D Shoot me a random from:

Sounds Like Trouble (for my troublemakers) and
If Only I'd Asked.

Thanks and sweet dreams (which is amusing because I only just got to work half an hour ago)!
haldoor
Apr. 8th, 2016 09:29 pm (UTC)
I hope it's fun, anyway! Here are your randoms:

Trouble: Touch Me
Asked: Is It Hot In Here or Is It Me?

Hee, the time zone thing is always fun! I'm lazing in bed on Saturday morning now, while you're probably counting the minutes to going home! ;-)
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hanorganaas
Apr. 8th, 2016 03:19 pm (UTC)
suggestive stories 12
haldoor
Apr. 8th, 2016 09:30 pm (UTC)
Here you go:

When I Think About You I Touch Myself

Have fun! ;-)
katleept
Apr. 8th, 2016 04:30 pm (UTC)
I'll take Suggestive Stories for 13, please and thank you.
haldoor
Apr. 8th, 2016 09:31 pm (UTC)
No problem! Hope it suggests something creative!

Gonna Make You Sweat

;-P
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Ezra icon rewards! - haldoor - Apr. 10th, 2016 09:49 am (UTC) - Expand
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slashluv18
Apr. 8th, 2016 05:19 pm (UTC)
I would like a random one for both suggestive stories and sounds like trouble.
haldoor
Apr. 8th, 2016 09:32 pm (UTC)
Absolutely! Here you are:

Suggestive: Slippery When Wet
Trouble: I Might be Wrong

Enjoy! ;-)

sacredmorningst
Apr. 8th, 2016 06:52 pm (UTC)
Sounds Like Trouble 15
If Only I'd Asked 2
haldoor
Apr. 8th, 2016 09:35 pm (UTC)
Hope these are inspiring!

Trouble: I Might be Wrong
Asked: How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Go Away?

;-P
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lasairfhiona
Apr. 8th, 2016 09:15 pm (UTC)
Suggestive Stories #7
haldoor
Apr. 8th, 2016 09:36 pm (UTC)
Let me know if you need to swap, but here's #7:

Living with Crazy Buttocks

Good luck! ;-)
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