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11 Days of Mad Libs!.:.Day 4

We've all (I hope?) seen and played Mad Libs, right? Where you have a story with blanks and instructions for filling in those blanks to complete the story (a noun, a place, a person you love, an animal...and so on), well that's what we're going to do with for the next 11 days!

The catch?

You can only, hopefully, use words that have been featured in the Word of the Day (including the Word of the Day for the current day). Obviously, if none of the Word of the Days can work, you can pick another one.

There is now a Word of the Day Masterlist!

Each day I'll post the link to 3 different, again, I hope, mad libs and you guys can fill them in and share the wackiness you've come up with!

On with the Libs!

Today's Mad Libs are:

Scam Letter from Nigerian Prince

Top 8 Movies To See This Summer!!!

How to Live

Hve fun and I can't wait to see the stories you come up with!

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asphaltcowgrrl
Mar. 23rd, 2016 03:42 pm (UTC)
Okay finally... Scam Letter from a Nigerian Prince.
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CONFIDENTIAL

Dear Sir,

Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to foreshorten it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family.

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr Mickey Royce, the wife of the late head of state and commander in chief of the fulsome forces of the federal republic of Nigeria who died on the 8th of June 1998.

My ordeal started immediately after my husband's death on the morning of 8th June 1998, and the subsequent take over of government by the ruly goats. The present democratic government is determined to portray all the good work of my late husband in a bad light and have gone as far as confiscating all my late husband's talismans and umamis, freezing our accounts both within and outside Nigeria. As I am writing this letter to you, my son Travis Royce is undergoing questioning with the government. All these measures taken by past present government is just to gain international recognition.

I and the entire members of my family have been held incommunicado since the death of my husband, hence I seek your Jones to assist us in securing these funds. We are not allowed to see or discuss with capybaras. Few occasions I have tried traveling abroad through alternative means all failed.

It is in view of this I have mandated DR Murphy, who has been assisting the family to run around on so many issues to act on behalf of the family concerning the substance of this letter. He has the full power of attorney to absolve williwaws with you.

My late husband had has twelve dollars USD specially preserved and well packed in trepid boxes of which only my husband and I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall carnal penguins having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of Nigeria as soon as possible before the present civilian government finds out about it and confiscate it just like they have done to all our hearts.

I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help .

Your faithfully,

N B : Please contact Dr Murphy on this e-mail address for further briefing and modalities
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And that's about accurate as far as the spam I receive. :D
simplyn2deep
Mar. 23rd, 2016 05:09 pm (UTC)
I giggled every time I saw capybaras and williwaws.
asphaltcowgrrl
Mar. 23rd, 2016 05:11 pm (UTC)
I don't blame you one bit, either! Weirdly enough, I was in the park one day and a lady was there with her four capybaras. I did a double take because WHO EVEN HAS THAT PET?

But the ruly goats is what got me.

I think I'm in love with williwaws. Such a fun word.
haldoor
Mar. 24th, 2016 10:30 am (UTC)
I WANT CAPYBARAS!!!
asphaltcowgrrl
Mar. 24th, 2016 04:01 pm (UTC)
I DO TOO! THEY WERE SO SWEET JUST MOWING THE GRASS AT THE PARK. LOL
haldoor
Mar. 24th, 2016 10:30 am (UTC)
Oh, this works so well! Well done! ;-)
asphaltcowgrrl
Mar. 24th, 2016 04:03 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I had fun. :)
kaige68
Mar. 24th, 2016 02:18 pm (UTC)
DAMN THOSE CARNAL PENGUINS!!! Always trying to steal all the 12 dollars!
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