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Joy request #1 - CLAIMED Fandom Hawaii Five-0(Steve/Danny), Star Trek(TOS or AOS)(Kirk/Spock), Castle(Kate/Rick), Avengers - Gen, Het, Slash - like Happily ever after, first time, AUs, fluff, mild hurt/comfort, Christmas stories, Five & One - dislikes noncon, serious h/c, permanent break-ups - highest rating NC-17 - scene First Christmas together, marriage proposals, Avengers being "family" and generally bad-ass, family fics in whatever you see family- Non-fandom Joy Any gift will bring me joy.
Joy request #2 - CLAIMED Fandom Common Law(Wes/Travis or any gen/het), Castle(Beckett/Castle, Ryan/Espo, or any gen), Bones (Brennan/Booth, gen, or Brennan/Ryan), Peaky Blinders (Tommy/Grace or any gen), H50 (any), Original characters, any pairings, are also wonderful - Gen/Het/Slash/FemSlash Any is fine - Like Fluff, case fic, AUs, whatever - Dislike non-con, scat, water sports, abuse for the sake of abuse - Highest rating wherever the muse takes you. - Scene I love domestic scenes, especially cooking/eating. Although silly stuff is always fun, too. - Non-fandom Joy I'm always in need of silly/funny icons or wallpapers. Animals (cats, bunnies, and hamsters) are always a win.
Joy request #3 - CLAIMED Fandom The Man from UNCLE (2015)(Illya/Napoleon), Les Miserables (Enjolras/Grantaire, Combeferre/Grantaire, Cosette/Marius, Grantaire and Cosette friendship), MCU (Steve, Natasha, Wanda, Pietro, Clint/Laura, the Barton children), Glee (Klaine), White Collar (Peter/El, Neal, Mozzie, Jones, Diana), Chuck (Chuck/Sarah/Bryce, Chuck/Sarah, Chuck/Bryce) - Gen/Het/Slash/FemSlash See previous pairings - Likes I like nonsexual dom/sub, fluffiness - Dislikes No sex please, gunplay, bloodplay, watersports - Highest rating M (but no sex) - Scene I always like slavery, or in space, or alternate first meetings, Modern AU for Man from UNCLE - Non-fandom Joy any cute animals (especially Sea Otters, they are the cutest things ever!) or anything to do with space (SPAACCCEEE!)
Joy request #4 - CLAIMED Fandom Bleach (Shihouin Yoruichi, Urahara Kisuke, Kurosaki Ichigo | Kisuke/Ichigo, Renji/Ichigo, Gin/Rangiku, Isshin/Masaki, Kisuke/Yoruichi, Kisuke & Yoruichi), SquareSoft/SquareEnix franchise (Cloud Strife, Squall Leonhart | any combination of Cloud/Squall/Fenrir), Check, Please! (Webcomic)(Jack Zimmerman, Eric "Bitty" Bittle, Larissa "Lardo" Duan, Shitty Knight, Adam "Holster" Birkholtz, Justin "Ransom" Oluransi | Jack/Bitty, Lardo/Shitty, Bob & Alicia & Jack & Bitty), Any sports animanga within the past 5 years (Any character, Any pairing) Maze Runner - James Dashner (Thomas, Minho | Thomas/Minho) - Gen/Het/Slash/FemSlash Gen or M/M - Likes BAMFs being equal partners in and out of bed (Established Relationship), Action/Adventure/Snark/Crack, Hardcore angst, Hurt/Comfort, Hurt no Comfort, Consequences in a world where the rules of this world don't apply, Easy acceptance of minority representation (e.g. non-traditional relationships, asexual/aromantic spectrum or non-binary/trans* or non-monogamous characters, etc.) without being OOC, Any kinks including BDSM or lifestyle D/S that involve complete trust and devotion to your partner(s) --> for listed M/M pairings only, Large graphics containing my favourite characters - Dislikes No underage, no non-con, no children, no character/relationship bashing, no unhealthy relationships - Highest rating Explicit - Scene Mission Fic, UST, Aftermath of tragedy - Non-fandom Joy - Cats, Arctic fox, Finnish spitz, Snowy owl, Beautiful scenery, Darker colours
Joy request #5 - CLAIMED Fandom Agents of Shield (Bobbi/Hunter/Mack, Bobbi/Victoria, Lorelei/Sif, Melinda/Skye, Raina/Skye, Skye/Trip), Avatar: the Last Airbender (Azula/June, Azula/Katara, Azula/Mai, June/Katara, June/Mai, Sokka/Suki/Toph, Toph/Ty Lee), Daredevil (Claire/Karen, Claire/Karen/Matt, Claire/Marci, Karen/Wesley, Marci/Vanessa), htgawm (Aiden/Oliver, Annalise/Wes, Laurel/Michaela, Laurel/Michaela/Wes, Oliver/Wes), Leverage (Chaos/Hardison/Parker, Eliot/Hardison/Parker, Hardison/Parker/Tara, Maggie/Sophie, Maggie/Tara, Parker/Sophie/Tara, Sophie/Tara), Once Upon a Time (Belle/Mulan, Belle/Regina, Cruella/Ursula, Marian/Mulan, Marian/Regina, Mulan/Ruby, Regina/Ruby), The Vampire Diaries (Bonnie/Katherine, Elena/Elijah, Elena/Katherine, Isobel/Jenna, Jeremy/Kol/Rebekah, Kol/Rebekah) - Gen/Het/Slash/Femslash as listed with fandoms - Likes go where ever you want (excepting dislikes), if things are sexual with explicit consent please - Dislikes dubcon/noncon/rape, kid!fic, scat, snuff, vomit play, a/b/o, pregnancy, main character death, and handwaving villains' bad deeds (think jake peralta: cool motive, still murder), bdsm is cool as long as negotiation is shown or referenced, as with aftercare - Highest rating explicit - Canon you don’t want belle/rumple, skye/ward, connor/oliver, or any spoilers from tvd's season 6 - Scene anything except zombies - Non-fandom Joy Kittens!
Joy request #6 - CLAIMED Fandom SPN (destiel, dean/cas/benny, sam/cas friendship), H50 (mcdanno -grace fine, no other kids), Fringe (polivia or lincoln lee/lincoln lee or red!verse lincoln/fauxlivia), Suits (mike/harvey) - Gen/Het/Slash/FemSlash slash, gen, or gen with some romance - Likes first time, established relationship, AU, BDSM (safe and sane), aftercare rocks my world, hurt/comfort, unrequited turns to requited - Dislikes violent or very dark fic. het sex (romance is good). no death or serious illness (only re: this challenge, please). No Wincest. No Castiel with anyone other than Dean except d/c/b - Highest rating Any rating is fine! - Canon you don’t want H50 - no Catherine. - Scene Oh, I hate to influence it too much, but some random ideas: I thought I lost you back there..., Reunited (accidental encounter? one finds the other?) after long separation, Tell me it's not too late, character helps another character who is feeling low/out of place to feel connected and enjoy the holidays - Non-fandom Joy Spotify playlist of songs good for writing sessions. Or seasonal icons: spring, summer, fall, winter scenes.
Joy request #7 - CLAIMED Fandom BSG2003 (Kara Thrace in twosomes or threesomes w/Lee Adama, Karl Agathon, Zak Adama, Saul Tigh, Leoben, random OCs, male characters from other shows, Sam Anders... I also love the character of Kacey Brynne, and I have this odd fascination with Kara/Cally Henderson), Longnmire (books or TV) (Walt Longmire/Victoria Moretti or Walt/Vic/Henry Standing Bear), Farscape (John Crichton/Aeryn Sun), XF (Scully alone or w/Mulder, Skinner, Krycek), Blade: Trinity (Hannibal King/Abigail Whistler), Other than those, I've watched a LOT of TV, and don't know any anime - Gen/Het/Slash/FemSlash: Mostly Het/Poly/Gen with a splash of either kind of slash - Likes biting, bondage, painplay, rough sex, making out, neck kisses, voyeurism/exhibitionism, friends to lovers, surprise dominance - Dislikes incest, gratuitous child or animal abuse, scat/golden showers - Highest rating As high as you wanna be. :D - Canon you don’t want anything that ends with one of my favorite characters dying - Scene curtain fic, a day in the life, meet-cute, meet-hate, hurt/comfort, walk on the wild side, almost anything - Non-fandom Joy I love icons! And story snippets showcasing some of my favorite kinks, even if I don't know the characters, are smashing (because then I go look up more fic and find new fandoms, or love new original characters), podfics of any of my faves or my own shortfics, sig tags...I will appreciate anything given in the spirit of joy, because life is better with giving and somebody put energy into making this thing for me, and dude, that so frakkin' cool.
Joy request #8 - CLAIMED Fandom Charmed (Cole Turner, Cole Turner/Phoebe Halliwell), Doctor Who (Ninth Doctor/Rose) - Gen/Het/Slash/FemSlash: Het - Likes happy ending, romance, fluff, slice of life, hurt/comfort, first time, begging, role playing, angst (with happy ending or at least a hopeful one). Oh and if writing or making graphics with Cole/Phoebe(Charmed) just pretend he didn't die. And the same thing if writing/graphics for Nine/Rose just pretend he doesn't regenerate. - Dislikes: Character death, mpreg, genderbender, watersports, scat, RPF, AU(rockstar/coffeshop, etc...),Human(turning vampires into humans, etc...), femslash - Highest rating go as high or low as you'd like. :D - Canon you don’t want For Charmed: No Cole dying or Cole/Phoebe staying broke up. For Doctor Who: No Nine regenerating. - Scene Charmed Cole/Phoebe: Phoebe figures out Cole didn't become The Source willingly and saves him. Or pretty much anything Cole/Phoebe. Doctor Who Nine/Rose: Instead of taking Rose to see the destruction of Earth for her first trip Nine takes Rose to somewhere nicer. Or Nine couldn't believe it had taken a Dalek to make him see what was right in front of his face; Nine is in love with Rose. - Non-fandom Joy I love icons, wallpapers(1920x1080), banners/ovebars, and fics... pretty much anything with the men I have listed and I am a very happy camper.
Joy request #9 - CLAIMED Fandom MCU (Phil Coulson/Clint Barton), Iron Man 2 (Tony Stark/Natasha Romanov), Star Trek: AOS (Christopher Pike/Leonard McCoy), CSI:Miami (Horatio Caine/Rick Stetler), CSI:NY (Mac Taylor/Don Flack), Proof of Life (Dino/Terry Thorne), Burn Notice (Michael Weston/Fioana Glenanne), Fast and Furious (Dominic Toretto/Brian O'Conner), James Bond (Bond/Q), Inception (Arthur/Eames), Hawaii 5-0 (Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams), - Gen/Het/Slash/FemSlash Het and Slash - Likes first time, established relationship, exploring kinks, curtain fic, alternate universes/realities, hurt/comfort - Dislikes scat play, blood play, heavy bdsm - Highest rating NC-17 - Canon you don’t want no character deaths - Scene whatever tickles the muse's fancy - Non-fandom Joy Woobie bears are cool!
Joy request #10 - CLAIMED Fandom Supernatural (Dean, Sam, Castiel, Baltazar, Gabriel), Twilight (Edward, Jacob, Sam, Bella, Jasper), The Vampire Diaries (Damon, Stefan, Elijah, Elena, Caroline), Hobbit/Lord of The Rings (Legolas, Kili, Aragorn, Faramir), The Girl with the dragon tattoo (Millenium series)(Mikael, Lisbeth, 'Plauge', Paolo), Criminal Minds (Derek, Spencer, Penolope), 100 Code (Mikael Nykvist & Dominic Monaghan)(Mikael, Tommy, Hanna) - Gen/Het/Slash/FemSlash Most is okay - Dislikes zombies, daddy (mother) kink, bestiality - Highest rating All is ok - Scene Settings like a normal Life, what that can bring good and bad - Non-fandom Joy If anyone would want to make art or something I would very much like banner
Joy request #11 - CLAIMED Fandom Farscape (John/Aeryn, Aeryn Sun), CSI: Vegas (Grissom/Catherine, Grissom/Heather, Grissom, Catherine), Gunsmoke (Radio and Television cast, Matt/Kitty), Doctor Who (Eleven, Two, Nine, Twelve, River/Eleven, Amy Pond, River Song, Sarah Jane Smith, Donna Noble) - Gen/Het/Slash/FemSlash Gen, Het - Likes wallpapers (1366x768), icons, sigtags (Team Names:Team West, Team Diamonds, Team Dragons, Network Executive) - Dislikes Please please no Sara in any CSI graphics. She is a major anger trigger for me as well as a squick. - Highest rating PG - Canon you don’t want Grissom and Sara just makes me very very angry. Please just no. - Scene Romance, action - Non-fandom Joy Sharks, pumpkins, halloweeny stuff, Disney stuff
Joy request #12 - CLAIMED Fandom Harry Potter (Narcissa Malfoy, Andromeda Tonks, Druella Black, Bellatrix Lestrange || Narcissa/Lucius, Druella/Cygnus, Andromeda/Ted, Narcissa/Andromeda), A Song Of Ice And Fire (Catelyn Stark, Ned Stark || Catelyn/Ned), The Mummy Returns (Evelyn O'Connell | Evelyn/Rick), Cracks (Di Radfield, Miss G) - Gen/Het/Slash/FemSlash Gen, Het, Femmeslash - Likes Angst, dark-ish romance, lots of love/affection/adoration and very strong bonds connecting my respective ship characters, maybe psychological horror? - Dislikes Very graphic and extreme torture, PWP (or general focus on smut), heavy kinks, No modern!AU for ASOIAF and the third Mummy movie (which doesn't exist for me. Nope.) - Highest rating Any, but up to R preferred - Scene I'm generally super fond of intense character studies, perhaps a character's thoughts on certain situations, their deepest emotions, all the angsty thoughts... But tbh, any kind of angsty, dark-ish scenario is great! Go wild! - Non-fandom JoySurprise me? I like anything. Except spiders. Spiders terrify me xD.
Joy request #13 - CLAIMED Fandom H50 (Steve/Danny, Mary/Matthew) Scorpion(Walter/Paige, Sylvester/Megan, Happy/Toby) Teen Wolf (Derek/Stiles) - Gen/Het/Slash/FemSlash Het, slash, gen - Likes mpreg, genderbend, schmoop, carguments, first time, pre-slash, happy ending, competent characters getting shit done - Dislikes character bashing, any heavy BDSM, Scat, Watersports, major character death - Highest rating anything you want to give - Canon you don’t want Steve/Catherine, Steve/future girlfriend (um spoiler?), Danny/Amber(Melissa), Danny/Gabby, Danny/Rachel, Derek/Braeden, Stiles/Malia, Stiles/Lydia - SceneHawaii Five-0 --Grace is working on her family tree has found information on the Williams dating back to the Civil War (or possibly even further) and discovered a lone McGarrett in the mix. up to the author whether the McGarrett is apart of Steve's line (or even Steve himself (Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey...Stuff)) or just a coincidence. --During a case the team encounters a kid who is the son of the victim. This is both blind and deaf, and Steve stuns everyone by being able to communicate by using sign language against the kid's hands so that he can literally feel what Steve is saying. Watching this is like an arrow straight to Danny's heart, feel free to include a backstory as to how Steve knows how to sign. --Grace feels unsure of her (and Charlie's) place in Danny's life now that he and Steve are together so Steve decides to show them just how much they mean to both of them. --everyone bonding with Charlie now that Danny has him more --Something revolving around the extended families (McGarrett/Williams) meeting under unusual circumstances --Mary settling into her role as a single mother --family time - Steve, Mary, Joan, Aunt Deb, maybe Doris if you're feeling generous. bonus if Danny, Grace and Charlie are included. --AU where Mary and Matt meet while Mary is a flight attendant and convinces Matt to turn himself in. Teen Wolf --single parent Derek and/or single parent Stiles --Stiles turned into a werewolf instead of Scott Non-Fandom Specific --use a tradition/custom unique to your family or where you live --"This is *your* fault! I wasn't even in the mood for sex that day!" - Non-fandom Joy anything you'd be willing to give! My favorite color is pink, my favorite state is Hawaii
Joy request #14 - CLAIMED FandomI've listed below my favorite characters/ships, but feel free to include any character you want as long as one of the ones I've mentioned is the main character(s)! MCU (Natasha, Steve, Maria, Steve/Nat(/Sam), Nat/Maria, Nat/Wanda, team fic (old or new), Nat&Clint (bffs, not romantic)), Agents of SHIELD (Skye, Jemma, Bobbi (in any combo or altogether)), Harry Potter (Harry, Hermione, Pansy, Neville, Hannah, Luna, Katie (any femslash or het combo)), Divergent (Tris, Tobias, Christina, Cara, Will (any femmslash or het combo), Andrew/Natalie), Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Amy, Rosa, Gina, Jake for shipping (any combo) Anyone at all for gen!), Chicago Fire/PD (Erin/Kelly, Gabby/Casey, Gabby/Sylvie, Gabby/Erin) - Gen/Het/Slash/FemSlash Het or femmeslash preferred, but I'll also take gen! - Likes I love angst. I love smut (kinky or non). I love sweet. I love first times (for anything) and missing moments and twists on canon. I also love character studies, snark and banter, badass females, vulnerable!Natasha and team fic. And finally, crossovers and fusions are awesome! - Dislikes Over-the-top fluff, mpreg, mundane AUs (canon divergent AUs are awesome, just not high school AUs or coffee shop AUs, etc.) - Highest rating Any! Go crazy! - Canon you don’t want: As far as I'm concerned, there is no Harry Potter epilogue. - Scene Holiday fic with someone being sad/lonely/sick/miserable and the other person surprising them. Other ideas: road trips, apocalypse, unrequited love, drinking the holidays away, sneaking away during a party to have sex, Christmas shenanigans at Avengers Tower (for MCU) - Non-fandom Joy Tropical drinks, yummy desserts, Hawaii, cute puppies, anything Hufflepuff, Texas Longhorns football
Joy request #15 - CLAIMED Fandom Hawaii Five 0 (Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, Steve McGarret/Danny Williams/Chin Ho Kelly, Danny Williams/Chin Ho Kelly) - Gen/Het/Slash/FemSlash Slash - Likes Happy Endings, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, snuggling, carguments, Dom/sub, Bondage/Domination, sex toys - Dislikes Death!Fic, Gore, Horror Tropes - Highest rating NC17 - Canon you don’t want Steve/Catherine, Danny/Amber - Scene **It’s their first Christmas together and their traditions clash – how do they get around it? **Christmas does not stop the bad guys – a terrorist cell uses the holiday to reign down the crazy. Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Happy Ending **AU – Cake Shop **AU – Coffee Shop ** AU – Santa’s Workshop. It isn’t only the elves who are employed by Santa in the workshops. Five 0 are the specialist group who go in every year to ensure everything runs perfectly. But this year someone is determined to ruin Christmas for everyone. Can Five 0 stop the shenanigans before Christmas is ruined for everyone? ** PWP – Character A arrives home to find a trail of mistletoe leading to the bedroom, where they find Character B wrapped up in red bow (you can decide how big or small the box is and just what it’s wrapped around). There’s a collection of small boxes nearby, all addressed to A, containing lots of big boy toys from Santa’s new Adult Toy Line department. (Dom/sub, bondage, blindfolds, edible massage oil) - Non-fandom Joy Wallpapers, Icons, A Calendar would be awesome, Collection of Short Stories ( I bow at the amazingness of a well written drabble or several), a collection of favourite stories all wrapped up to be discovered by a new reader (one does love a rec or several of well written fics).
Joy request #16 - CLAIMED Fandom Listing favorite pairings - happy with any gen fic or solo characters from the fandoms though - Stargate SG-1 (Jack/Sam, Daniel/Vala), Star Trek: The Next Generation (Picard/Crusher), The X-Files (Mulder/Scully, Skinner/Scully), Stargate Atlantis (Teyla/Sheppard), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Buffy/Giles, Willow/Tara), Grimm, Merlin BBC, Once Upon a Time - Gen/Het/Slash/FemSlash: Gen/Het generally but ok with anything - Likes Happey with any gen fic from fandoms listed above, as well as any single character - Dislikes not a fan of mpreg - Highest rating any - Canon you don’t want Buffy/Spike (BTVS), (Buffy/Angel) BTVS - Non-fandom Joy wallpapers, icons, fanmixes are always a hit
Joy request #17 - CLAIMED Fandom CSI (case fic, gen, Nick/Greg), Doctor Who (Donna, gen fic 9 or 10 only), Fringe (Walter, gen), Hansel & Gretel (Hansel/Ben), Harry Potter (Marauders-any pairing or gen, Trio gen fic,) H50 (Danny/any male char, team fic, gen fic) Inception (Arthur/Eames), MCU (Hawkeye/Hulk, Clint/Coulson, Avengers team fic, Gen fic), Mission Impossible (Brant/Benji), SG1/SGU (Eli, Jack/Daniel, case fic, gen fic), SPN (case fic, gen fic, Destiel, Dean/Benny), Star Trek AOS (McChekov, team fic, gen fic), Teen Wolf (gen fic, Sterek), Torchwood (case fic, gen), Warehouse 13 (gen fic, case fic) Young Justice (case fic, gen or Dick/Wally) - Gen/Het/Slash/FemSlash: Slash or Gen - Likes Case fic, team fic, AU, first time, first kiss, pre-slash, wallpapers of listed pairings, Bamf characters, Role play, domestic, awkward, CRACK! - Dislikes Mpreg, non-canon children, anything more than minor kink (I am so not a kinky person, sadly) - Highest rating It's all good - Canon you don't want CSI no Sara Sidle, Harry Potter no Tonks/Remus, H50 no Catherine, Young Justice no death for Wally. - Scene I'm a sucker for AU's (high school, coffeeshop/bakery/retail/mechanic, dog park), alternate meetings, crossovers (throw any two together (Eli and Stiles could be fun), really any two fandoms), Case fic is awesome! - Non-Fandom Joy Clumber spaniels, Fall scenery, inspirational quotes for writing.
Joy request #18- CLAIMED Fandom H50 (Steve/Danny, Steve/Adam, Steve/Chin), Lost (Jack/Boone, Jack/Sawyer, Sawyer/Sayid, Sawyer/Jack/Sayid, Sawyer/Boone, Jack/Desmond, Sawyer/Miles, Miles/Richard, Sawyer/Miles/Richard), The Flash/Arrow) Oliver/Felicity/Ray, Cisco/Ray, Barry/Cisco, Oliver/Slade, Oliver/Tommy, Barry/Eddie, Barry/Eddie/Iris, Barry & Felicity friendship, Team Flash - any kickass bonding sessions!), ST AOS (Bones/Chekov, Chekov/Sulu, Kirk/Bones, Kirk/Sulu), Torchwood (Jack/Ianto, Jack/John Hart), Firefly (Mel/Simon, Mel/Jayne, team gen, kickass Zoe & intimidated Jayne), HTGAWM (Oliver/Connor), Revenge (Nolan/Patrick, Aiden/Daniel), Fast & Furious (Brian/Dom) - Gen/Het/Slash/FemSlash Slash first off, but happy with gen; the only het is as above in threesomes, thank you! - Likes Hurt/Comfort, angsty, porny but deepish, PWP, mild kink (no heavy BDSM), first kiss, first times, unrequited becomes requited, gay for you, humour - Dislikes Heavy kink (except for Sawyer in Lost; I'll go all the way for him, especially if it's Sayid on top!) Mpreg, curtain-buying, over-fluffy stuff and kidfic (although Grace is OK in H50); scat, blood, water or other kinky sexplay of that nature - Highest rating: NC-17 - Canon you don’t want no het canon pairings, unless part of a threesome; no walking into heaven through a door filled with light (Lost) - Scene Pretty much anything with kissing, sensual touching, humour, or slow building realisations of returned affection/sexual interest, kick-ass team bonding moments for gen fic - Non-fandom Joy icons about music, humorous sayings, tigers, the colour orange, or Hitchhikers Guide quotes; lovebars for Steve McGarrett or Sawyer Ford; Original fic with hot gay men who are into each other to the point of distraction