Fandom: Live Free or Die Hard
Word Count: 1735
Summary: "Okay, so let me get this straight. Essentially you woke up this morning, bench-pressed the dining room table, polished your head to a glorious sheen, and then thought, 'hey, I think I'll be evil today'." Matt shook his head. "Does that about cover it, McClane?"
Notes: Though this originally started out as a story for writerverse for two different prompts on two different weeks ("I think I'll be evil today" and "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"), it finally came together for the "J" prompt at 1_million_words's A to Z Challenge.
J is for Jogging